Me: Dad, turn on TCM, they’re doing a Shirley Temple marathon.
Dad: About time!!
Me: And that short you love where Judy Garland sings with Deanna Durbin is on right effing now.
Dad: *tries to text so quickly it’s just a quotation mark* “!
Me: are you ok?
Dad: I ran to the TV - caught most of it -many chills!
Dad: I’m now watching the red carpet for the Canadian Screen Awards
….how is my father gayer than me….